The Bill of Memes
In Congress Assembled, This Day of Infinite Scrolling, Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Five
When in the Course of online events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the political bands which have connected them to Cringe Content, and to assume among the powers of the Internet, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Dankness and of Dank Memes entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of the Timeline requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Memes are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Viral Fame.
We Therefore, the Representatives of the United Memers of the Internet, do solemnly publish and declare:
That no Meme shall be subjected to the tyranny of excessive jpeg compression without due process of law.
That the right to repost shall not be infringed, provided proper credit is given in the form of "stolen from @username" or "idk I found it."
That all Citizens have the inalienable right to comment "skull emoji" on any post, regardless of its actual humor content.
That Lorem Ipsum text generators shall be forever banished to the realm of forgotten websites.
That any person who responds "K" to a paragraph-long message shall be tried for crimes against communication.
That the word "Yeet" shall remain in the official lexicon until the end of days, regardless of generational protests.
That screenshots of screenshots are hereby declared a constitutional right, no matter how blurry they become.
That all Minions memes shared by parents on Facebook are to be tolerated with patience and understanding.
That the "This is Fine" dog shall be recognized as the official mascot of modern existence.
That typing in all lowercase is a valid aesthetic choice and not a reflection of one's relationship with the shift key.
That sending memes at 3 AM is not only acceptable but encouraged as the highest form of friendship.
That "No cap fr fr" shall be accepted in all formal discourse, including but not limited to: job interviews, wedding vows, and peace treaties.
The $BOM Token
The Sacred Coin of the Realm
Royal Decree
By order of the Council of Memes, the $BOM Token shall be minted and distributed throughout the Kingdom of Bonkfun.
Launching Details
The $BOM Token shall launch in USD1 pairs within the sacred Bonkfun Ecosystem, establishing a new standard of meme currency exchange.
Total Treasury
1,000,000,000 tokens shall be minted in perpetuity. One billion coins to rule them all.
Royal Tax Decree
By benevolent decree, the tax on all transactions shall be set at 0%. Let it be known that no toll shall burden the free exchange of memes.
The Power of Memes
Sol
Luna
Tempus
Fortuna
Fire
Air
Water
Earth
Behold the Sacred Transmutation Circle, wherein the Essence of Memes is forged through the Ancient Arts of Alchemy. By the power of Sol and Luna, through Fire, Air, Water, and Earth, the Supreme Sovereign transmutes base content into Pure Gold of Virality.
And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Algorithms, we mutually pledge to each other our Likes, our Shares, and our sacred Subscriptions.
Signed this day by:
Lord Dankington III, Esq.
Supreme Chancellor of Shitposting
First of His Name, Protector of the Realm of Hot Takes